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Productivity is a Myth. Trash Naps are Real | Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt | 100% Cotton

Productivity is a Myth. Trash Naps are Real | Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt | 100% Cotton

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🛋 Productivity is a Myth. Trash Naps Are Real. 🛋

Let’s be honest—no one’s thriving. You’re running on vibes, caffeine, and the occasional floor nap that somehow resets your entire existence.

This shirt is for the guilt-ridden nappers, the ADHD warriors, the ones who’ve tried every planner and still found themselves horizontal at 3 PM.

You’re not lazy. You’re just resisting capitalism… one collapse at a time.

About the Tee:

Cozy enough for existential lounging, strong enough to survive your to-do list meltdown. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee is your new soft armor for surviving the grind (or avoiding it entirely).

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)

• Garment-dyed for that soft, already-lived-in feeling

• Relaxed fit that forgives everything

• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar

• Twill-taped neck and shoulders

• Double-needle hems to nap in style

😴 Capitalism can wait. My floor is calling. 😴

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Productivity is a Myth. Trash Naps are Real | Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt | 100% Cotton

Productivity is a Myth. Trash Naps are Real | Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt | 100% Cotton

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